We can dance until we die.

i actually feel like punching myself after 90% of what i say out loud

You know a detail, not the whole story.

When I go to bed after watching a scary movie

As a child:

Today:

via sodamnrelatable

michellesoares:

supremepeniskingsam:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

FUCKINGGGG HILARIOUS

That’s so awkward..

WHAT

I wonder what it’s like to be attractive.